leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I never saw Tangled, but I imagine it being exactly like this."

[completelyseriouscomics]

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mcry:

there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

You’re a good person

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awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

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rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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princess-amz:

thereal1990s:

My Girl (1991)

this movie should have been called “how to make you suicidal and break your heart in an hour and 42 minutes”

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euo:

turning off auto-capitalization on my phone because it doesn’t meet my chill ass down to earth aesthetic

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